Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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