Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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