Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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