Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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