She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
