Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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