Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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