Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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