why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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