i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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