Please, let me fuck your mom
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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