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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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