Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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