just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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