I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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