His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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