im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You know, be my cock's hype man.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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