so explain again why im purple
no
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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