I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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