Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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