we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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