I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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