I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I want to fling myself into the sun
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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