i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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