Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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