Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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