You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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