I wish I only lived at night.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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