Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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