You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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