found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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