I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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