so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
