question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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