Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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