matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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