If i come over, it means nothing
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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