yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
