hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
When are your genitals available?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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