Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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