She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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