Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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