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I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
either way he was missing a nipple.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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