The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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