R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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