Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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