So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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