She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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