Its about making memories worth repressing
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
as a side note pls kill me
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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