Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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