This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
honey bunches of taint.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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