Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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