i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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