All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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