two words: eviction party
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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