also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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