Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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